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🧠 CHILD & ADOLESCENT PSYCHIATRIST — RALEIGH, NC
(Outpatient. Hybrid. No one claps when you finish charting.)
Quick question:
Do you enjoy being:
- Booked like an airline seat?
- Told burnout “comes with the territory”?
- Paid through a bonus structure designed by a magician?
No?
Outstanding. Let’s continue.
👦 THE JOB (WHAT YOU ACTUALLY DO HERE)
You work with kids and teens who:
- Have anxiety, ADHD, mood disorders
- Are emotionally exhausted by school, phones, and existing
- Occasionally say nothing for 45 minutes and then drop a clinical bomb at minute 44
You are given:
- Time
- Support
- Clinical autonomy
You are not given:
- Impossible quotas
- Random walk-ins
- The urge to fake a dentist appointment to escape
💰 THE MONEY (YES, MONEY)
Pay is strong. Incentives are unlimited and paid in real time.
Meaning:
- No “end-of-year recalculation”
- No “did you hit the secret metric?”
- No waiting to find out if your bonus survived committee
You treat patients.
You get paid.
It’s boringly reliable.
🕓 THE SCHEDULE (ABSURDLY NORMAL)
- Monday–Friday
- 100% outpatient
- No nights. No weekends. No emotional ambushes
Hybrid options included:
Some in-person. Some telemed.
All respectful of your humanity.
🧩 THE SUPPORT (THE PART EVERYONE LIES ABOUT — WE WON’T)
- Front desk answers phones
- Scheduling actually schedules
- Billing actually bills
- Technology mostly behaves
You get the “private practice feel” without:
- Paying staff
- Arguing with printers
- Wondering why the lights flicker
🧠 BONUS CONTENT (OPTIONAL DLC)
- Therapy + med management
- Advanced treatments like TMS & Spravato (location-dependent)
- CME, licensure, malpractice handled
- Relocation + loan repayment for newer grads
No required:
- Committees
- Buzzwords
- Forced enthusiasm
🏡 WHY RALEIGH?
Because screaming into the void hits differently when there are trees.
Good food.
Good neighborhoods.
A city that doesn’t demand your soul in exchange for parking.
🎯 FINAL DIAGNOSIS
This is a well-paid, low-chaos, fully outpatient psychiatry job disguised as a joke so only smart psychiatrists apply.
If you are:
- BE/BC in Child & Adolescent Psychiatry
- Looking to practice medicine without making “escape plans”
- Interested in a job that treats clinicians like adults
You should probably look at this.
No circus.
No guilt.
No surprise policy changes.
Just a good job… which honestly feels suspicious at this point. For more information contact Russ Carter at [Register to View]
ext. 227 or email [Register to View]
regarding job NC 129H
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